Case #9875061 – May 23rd, 9:32 AM. Suspect is a blonde female. She identifies herself as Sunny Lane. Reports of a woman grazing through the antique jewelry section of the store come in, and the Officer on duty immediately springs into action. The suspect is acquiescent upon detainment, demonstrating a cooperative, even welcoming demeanor. However, she attempts to hide that she’s stolen a metal object by claiming she has a piercing in her intimate region. A search reveals she’s stolen an antique pocket watch, and proper protocol is followed. The rest of this case is classified.